‘Mitt Romney killed the dinosaurs’ and other ideas for Democratic Party ads

Did Mitt Romney kill the dinosaurs?Democrats want the public to think that Mitt Romney is a felon who is responsible for the death of a steelworker’s wife.  They’ve even put out an ad saying as much.

Even though the ad was blatantly false and patently absurd, they continue to stand behind it.

So, in order to help our friends on the left, we’ve come up with some ideas for more patently absurd and blatantly false ads.  Feel free to add your own ideas in the comments.

  • Scientists tell us the dinosaurs died out millions of years ago.  Mitt Romney and Bain Capital did nothing, and they went extinct.
  • In August of AD 79, Mount Vesuvius erupted, burying the cities of Pompeii, Herculaneum and Stabiae, killing an untold number of people.  Mitt Romney and Bain Capital did nothing.
  • The last great ice age occurred some 11,000 years ago, covering nearly a third of the planet in ice.  Mitt Romney and Bain Capital did nothing.
  • According to environmentalgraffiti.com, a 3-mile-wide asteroid hit planet Earth about 212 million years ago.  Mitt Romney and Bain Capital did nothing.
  • In May 1980, Mount St. Helens erupted, destroying about 230 square miles of forest, but Mitt Romney and Bain Capital did nothing.

We’re fairly certain there are other things Mitt Romney and Bain Capital are responsible for, such as entropy, the heat generated from the surface of the sun, etc.  Perhaps Romney wants to destroy the space-time continuum as well.

These are just ideas, but given the tone of the campaign, we wouldn’t be a bit surprised to see these kinds of ads.  Feel free to add your own ideas below.

Ryan Mittens says:

Let’s not forget that RomneyBain sent thousands of middle class American jobs to China and lined their own pockets to the tune of millions and millions of dollars! More lies from The Left! Next they will be saying that Romney wants to cut taxes for the wealthy more than for anyone else!!

Nina says:

Hey bo, WE the People remember:
Bill Ayers, Reverend Wright, Tony Rezko, George Soros, Van Jones, Eric Holder Fast and Furious, Solyndra, GE and Jeffrey Immelt, Keystone Pipeline, Fiskar, 57 states, special Olympics, Lazy, First Time I’m Proud to be an American, 2 mil jobs lost, no Budget, Obama care, Stimulus 1-9, executive orders 1-99, School records, birth certificate, Illegal aunt and uncle, Suing Arizona, Black panthers, Joe the Plumber, mentoring through the seventies by a known Communist, Frank Marshall Davis, ETC.,ETC.,ETC.,….

Cindi says:

California’s budget is in the toilet and has been for years. Romney and Bain Capitol did nothing.

Christopher Rose says:

On April 26, 1847, twelve pastors representing 14 German Lutheran congregations met in Chicago, Illinois, and founded a new church body, the German Evangelical Lutheran Synod of Missouri, Ohio and Other States. Walther became the fledgling denomination’s first president. Romney and Bain Capital thought to have provided funding.

throver says:

California didn’t fall in to the Ocean. Mitt Romney and Bain Capitol did nothing.

jnewby says:

LOL!!

Luke says:

The Siberian traps opened up, an asteroid hit the earth and seabed methane deposits came to the surface around the same time 250 million years ago killing 95% of life on Earth. Mitt Romney and Bain Capital did nothing.

jnewby says:

That’s true, they didn’t.

Michele Cook says:

During an attempt to make a circumnavigational flight around the globe in 1937, Amelia Earhart disappeared over the Central Pacific Ocean. It is now believed that Mitt Romney and Bain Capital had her shot down and did nothing!!!

jnewby says:

Well, Romney hasn’t said anything about it…

Christopher Rose says:

On 15 April 1912, the Titanic sank into the cold depths of the Atlantic ocean. Mitt Romney and Bain Capital did nothing.